TheGoldenRule
1.Lifeisnotfair；getedtoit.
2.Theworldwon’ttyoutoaoplishsothgbeforeyoufeelgoodaboutyourself.
3.Youwillnotake40thoanddolrsayearrightoutofhighschool.Youwon’tbeavicepresidentwithacar，untilyouearnboth.
4.Ifyouthkyourteacheristough，waittillyougetaboss.Hedoesn’thavetenure.
5.Flippgburgersisnotbehynity.Yrandparentshadadifferentwordforburgerflippg；theycalleditopportunity.
6.Ifyoussup，it’snotyourparents’fault，sodon’twheaboutyouristakes，learnfrothe.
7.Beforeyouwereborn，yourparentsweren’tasbastheyarenow.Theygotthatwayfropaygyourbills，gyourclothesandlistengtoyourtalkabouthowolyouare.Sobeforeyousavetherarestfrotheparasitesofyourparents’geion，try“delog”theclosetyourownroo.
8.Yourschoolayhavedoneawaywithnersandlosers，butlifehasnot.Insoschoolstheyhaveabolishedfailggrades；they’llgiveyouasanytisasyouwanttogettherightahisdoesn’tbeartheslightestreseboanythgreallife.
9.Lifeisnotdividedtosesters.Youdon’tgetsursoffandveryfeweployersareterestedhelpgyoufdyourself.Dothatonyourownti.
10.Televisionisnotreallife.Inreallifepeopleactuallyhavetoleavetheffeeshopandgotojobs.
11.Beonerds.cesareyou’llendupwforone.
1．生活并不公平，去适应它。
2．这个世界不会顾及你的自尊，却期望你在自我感觉良好前有所成就。
3．刚走出高中校门，你不可能一年挣到4万美元。你不会成为配有轿车的副总裁，直到你挣到两者为止。
4．如果你认为你的老师是严厉的，当你有了老板时等着瞧吧！他是无限期任职的。
5．烙汉堡包不会有损你的尊严。你的祖父母对烙汉堡包有不同的描述，他们叫它为“机遇”。